Jordan and Jimmy had been out drinking. They were shitfaced. Jordan couldn't drive himself home, so Jimmy told him to stay in the guest room at his house, where he lived with his mom.
Jordan was so drunk that he forgot which room was the guest room, and accidentally stumbled into ...
So here's a tip for all you college girls out there. If your boyfriend has a really big dick, don't let your mom find out about it.
You may not want to believe it, but your mom is a cougar. A horny cock slut. Don't let her tell you any different. ...
